cuz you taste like paradise

Hey, bagel there
Please forgive me
But your smell is just so strong

Hate to stare
But I’m hungover
And your taste is never wrong

So come near, a little closer
Wanna know just how you taste
Make it clear, what’s your flavor
Don’t want you to go to waste

If I said my stomach was growling loud
If we could escape the deli somehow
If I said I want your cream cheese now
Would you hold it against me?

Cause you taste like paradise
And I need a hangover-cure now
So if I said i want your raisins, 
Would you hold it against me?

Hey, you might think
That I’m crazy
But you know I’m just hungry
I might be a little hazy
But that’s just cause I’m so high

There’s a spark 
In between us
When I’m licking up your crumbs
I want more, baker’s dozen,
So I’m asking you right now

If I said my stomach was growling loud
If we could escape the deli somehow
If I said I want your cream cheese now
Would you hold it against me?

Cause you taste like paradise
And I need a hangover-cure now
So if I said i want your raisins, 
Would you hold it against me?

—Britney Spears, “Hold It With Cream Cheese?”

Whose bagel?
It must be nearly freezing
Whose bagel out there?
All that lox makes it hard to see it
It’s waving to me

And maybe I’ll eat it
Eat it, eat it
And maybe it will rock
That lox, that lox

—Belle & Sebastian, “Bagel Wooskie”

Fresh bagels boy are hard to find
I think about them all the time
I’ll take them toasted, or even fried
I can’t get those carbs off my mind

Because bagels, bagels, bagels are my drug
Bagels, bagels, bagels
I said bagels, bagels, bagels are my drug
Bagels, bagels, bagels.

—Ke$ha, “Bagels Are My Drug”

lox on deck, scallion on rye
we can fry eggs all night
bagel, you can have whatever you like
i said you can have whatever you like

late night snack, butter and salt
bagel sex is just right
baby we can toast whatever we like
i said, we can toast whatever we like

—T.I. “Whatever (the bagel) Likes

Let’s go all the way tonight
No regrets, just starch
Spread cream cheese until we die
I know I’ll eat you, so I’ll let my walls come down…down

You make me feel like I’m living a bagel dream
The way you crunch, I can’t sleep
Let’s run away and don’t ever look back
Don’t ever look back

—Katy Perry, “Bagel Dream”

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY